Top Ten Things Said During Baby Class

10. Don't use baby lotion or baby powder on babies!
9. Sleep Sack
8. " Woman go in the kitchen and make me some pie."
7. Nipple Cream
6. 7 hours of sleep required for Mothers (this means you Karen!)
5. Episiotomy (gulp)
4. Popping Snot Bubbles
3. Fredrick's of Methodist (if only you could only see the underwear given out by the hospital)
2. Maple Syrup Urine Disease
1.Pee-Pee TeePee (You've got to be kidding!)